Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Leaked Script? No Thank You

Even your granny is in shock and awe


So the Twiuniverse is all a buzz about this leaked Eclipse script. This is my brief opinion about it...

Aimee and I took a vow of purity for Eclipse so I have not seen even a little picture of this leaked script. If you are reading this and you also took a purity promise for Eclipse you shouldn't be reading it either!



Do Aimee or I know where to find it? Of course we do. We're a part of a link of girls that while some have chosen to be Twivirgins others love their spoilers so yeah we have access to it. Are we gonna tell you where to find it or who to go to? Nope!! Because why would you want to be that spoiled?

Did Jackson Rathbone have a hand in playing the part of Leaker Extraordinaire? While that sounds a little like he won a piss contest rather than leak a script let's put this in a realistic perspective. Other than a small handful of Twilight actors/actresses whose movie careers have blossomed due to the franchise, most of them while they are very talented just aren't seeing as many scripts. So why would Jackson Rathbone sully his name and destroy his career by leaking a script? I don't think he had anything to do with it. If I'm wrong...I still wouldn't understand.


I honestly don't think the man is stupid

Eclipse is my favorite book of the series. This is one of the main reasons I went pure in the first place so that it couldn't not be ruined for me. Aimee took her vows because she was so overstimulated with New Moon spoilers that it spoiled her initial excitement when it finally came out. But if you want to indulge in sinful scriptage then just do some Google work and blog research and I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for pretty damn quick...it just won't be here.

Monday, January 4, 2010

The Hillywood Show Presents its New Moon Parody

I've always considered myself to be someone with a great sense of humor. Even with things that I adore like The Twilight Saga, I think the best fans are the ones that can laugh at it and I know that there are plenty of ladies in the Twiblog communtiy that do that to perfection.

I'm a huge fan of parodies. If they are well done that is. The folks over at the Hillywood Show put a 110% into making their parodies. They have made a name for themselves because of their flawless renditions of The Joker, Sweeney Todd, Jack Sparrow and of course....TWILIGHT! Their Twilight parody was amazing and we all have been looking forward to the follow up New Moon parody...the wait is over! Beautifully done by the entire Hillywood cast!



I can't think of three better people to imitate Bella, Edward, and Jacob. I've always wanted to know how much money goes into their productions because honestly some of that stuff looks like flawless replicas (Bella's room, costumes, Volturi thrones, Volterra, Jacob's tattoo). The actors look amazing and according to their site it was filmed in La Push and Forks, WA and the truck is the actual truck used in Twilight.

Definitely another masterpiece from Hillywood Productions!

What do you mean you've never seen their Twilight Parody?! Well that's worth a watch too!



If you want to see more of their amazing work(their Dark Knight parody to the song Pokerface is amazing) then click on their promo poster below to go to their main site to view more.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year to our Followers and Friends!


In less than 12 hours it will be 2010! This year has flown by and we have so much to be thankful for and so much to look forward to in the upcoming year. We want to thank our friends and followers new and old for sticking with us since starting this bloggy adventure and though we are Twi pure for Eclipse, we promise to keep posting so please keep reading!

We adore you all and wish you and yours a very Happy New Year and to celebrate the good tidings...here for your viewing pleasure is a sexy combination of Beanie Rob, Beardy Rob, and Drunk Rob! Because what would a party be without him?



Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas From Apples N Feathers


We wish you a sexy Robmas.
We wish you a sexy Robmas.
We wish you a sexy Robmas.
And a kinky New Year.
Handcuffs we'll bring
To you and to him.
Handcuffs and whip cream
And a kinky New Year.
Now bring us the scented oils
Now bring us the scented oils
Now bring us the scented oils
The bed is right here.
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
Oh and bring us beer!
We wish you a Merry Robmas!
We wish you a Merry Robmas!
We wish you a Merry Robmas!
And a KINKY NEW YEAR!!!!!

--Written by Susie

Here's hoping all of our followers and wonderful Twi Sisters have a great holiday and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas to All!

I hope everyone is having a great Christmas with their families. Susie is down home with hers and I'm up here with mine. This year is almost over and looking back I am so thankful for all the friends we have made through our videos and this blog. The fun we've had and the problems that have occurred have still made this one of the best years. Thank you to all our followers who read the crazy things we have to say. May you all have a blessed Holiday season and a Happy New Year.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The Ladies of Twisoup Make Susie Pee Her Pants!

Seriously when the ladies of Twi Soup do something...they do it 110%!! Although one is getting over the piggy flu and the other is a tad tone deaf(she said it first) they have managed to make me pee myself with laughter in their rendition of the 12 Days Of Christmas...appropriately titled The 12 Things That Summit Did To Piss Me Off!
You should click the name above and check out their blog...it is some hardcore funny shit.

ENJOY!


Sunday, December 20, 2009

Mrs. V...We Worship You! AnF's New Look!

Isn't it beautiful! We want to thank the amazing Mrs. Vanquish for doing this for us and just in time for Christmas! Thank you for putting up with Susie's constant nagging about sparkle location and Aimee's insistent behavior over the including of red!

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Thank you Mrs. V! WE LOVE YOU!!!

 
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