Monday, September 28, 2009

Susie Rants Remakes,Small Town Living, and Praises Anya Marina

I'm going sprinkle a little bit of everything over your brains today folks. I wanted to cover the New Moon news first before I went on my rampage of "connection" news.

He's mocking me with his sexy pout..why hast thou forsaken me?

As all of you know "The Sexy Stars of New Moon" has come out. Aimee and I were extremely unfortunate in that we didn't get our hands on the original beautifulness "The Sexy Stars of Twilight" and now...theres another one!!! This is one of my BIG problems with living in a small town away from a mall or normal people. Grrr. One of our bloggy sisters said she found hers at Food Lion so I said..."TO THE FOOD LION!!!" but of course our shitty branch didn't have it. I've looked at both Wal-Mart, Kroger, and will be checking our bookstore as well. I did this same crazy ass dance when the Precious came out and I never had any luck so i'm not expecting a golden onion during this hunt either. This FUCKING SUCKS! I'll more than likely...eventually have to go online and buy them...ohhhh to have a Barnes and Noble would be a true blessing!

Anya Marina released "Satellite Heart" on her Myspace page. It is 1 of the 15 songs on the New Moon Soundtrack. Click on this quirky picture to go directly to her page to hear the song.

Susie's Opinion: This is my kind of music! I consider myself having very eclectic tastes when it comes to music, liking a little taste of everything but when it comes down to the nitty gritty there are few genres that I connect with. This artists acoustic mellow sound and smooth haunted voice makes for a perfect addition to the New Moon Soundtrack. So I give it two kick ass thumbs up! BTW that is two for two so far with the music i've heard for the soundtrack so far. I have a good feeling about this CD.

Be Prepared! Be Afraid! Be...Confused and ANGRY!!!!!!!!

Just don't make Jacob upset *Hee Hee*

Its Hardcore Rant Time! How do you know? Because, Hello? Those words are capitalized and followed by an exclamation point. What's todays topic? Nightmare on Elm Street...the remake. Now hopefully you all see why this is a "connection" news, because the scrumdidlyumpscious that is Kellan Lutz is in this film.

I really don't want to see this face (or that body) get mangled, maimed, or destroyed

If you've been reading our blog for a while you all know that I am a HUGE horror movie fan. Granted I'm mostly only spoke of my love of vampire movies I have an adoration for the other ghouls, ghosts, monsters, and psychos that surface in this genre. So now you will know why I'm perplexed. I don't want to like remakes. I want to be angry and loathing them. I want to stomp around screaming my hatred the same annoying manner as an obese toddler in a Pic n Save begging for a box of cakes. My mind is a swirling confusion of should I hate it or nots...and I don't know what to do! I have loved the remakes of Halloween(because anything Rob Zombie does is genius), Amityville Horror(gave me a new respect for Ryan Reynolds), and Friday the 13th(shit Jason is actually moving!). So why not like the new version of Nightmare? There one very specific reason I'm not 100% gung ho.

Englund vs Haley

The New Freddy. With Halloween and Friday the 13th the villans wore masks so who give a flying patootie who plays them as long as they look scary. Freddy Kruger though is a full fledged character that was molded and perfected Robert Englund. With a classic character who is rounded with a personality other than coming at you slowly with a machete or knife, you can see why as a horror fan i'm reluctant. The actor is Jackie Earle Haley and he has a long ass movie credit according IMDB but can he do it? I may see it just to see the new developments that Haley may bring to it. I've grown accustom to Englund's face and I feel out of my comfort zone seeing a new Freddy...completely. So i'll give it a shot because at least the trailer looks pretty damn good.

A Nightmare on Elm Street in HD

I know this had nothing to do with Twilight but when something comes along and disrupts my pre Twilight childhood treasures. I get a little anxious and scared simply because I'm not fond of change. So to make up for it. Here is my currently favorite manipulation.

I don't know who the artist is but all I know is it makes me tingly and a bit naughty.


  1. Here's another weird Food Lion fact: About a month ago, I just happened to walk past the magazine aisle on my way to the cat food aisle and something shiny caught my eye. It was the GQ with Rob on the cover. Didn't that come out like, a year ago? But there it was, staring at me and causing my heart to skip a beat. I picked it up, stared at it for a minute, then put it back down because I thought I might be having hallucinations.

    Of course I already had a copy of it, but I considered buying it again because, I mean, how fucking random is that? It had to be some sort of sign. I didn't buy it, and I'm pretty sure my karma has been fucked ever since.

    True story.

  2. Don't feel bad about not being able to pick up current mags. I live in Hawaii and they just don't give a F. I'll ask about it (I did this when looking for the GQ mag) and they were like, 'oh, well. Sometimes we just don't get them on time and sometimes they don't come at all'. Um, don't you order them you numb nut! I feel your pain.

  3. Just hold out for a little while longer...I will have some info on the Precious II on my website. And that manip...whoa...that should spawn some fanfic, heh.

  4. Couldn't they just leave the damn long hair off of poor Jacob for pumpkin's sake?! Hell, why don't they just have a set of abs for you to trace on there? Mmm...delicious...

    And I'm not a huge horror fan (give me raunchy immature humor). But being a total KLutz fan, I'll plan to watch the remake. And, seeing as I was obsessed with a little RReynolds (prior to Twilight taking over) I should check out Amityville too. I hope neither of their precious little faces gets tarnished or I'll be crying myself to sleep...


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